Friday Videos

This Japanese pizza commercial starts out light and zippy, then descends into abandonment and tears.


The All-American pizza bagel.  "Now, you can have pizza in the morning!"  Clearly, these people never went to college.


 An even worse idea: A bagel ornament that cannot possibly be hung on the tree. Don't forget the bagel varnish!


We conclude with David Sedaris delivering pizza and hopelessness.