This Japanese pizza commercial starts out light and zippy, then descends into abandonment and tears.
The All-American pizza bagel. "Now, you can have pizza in the morning!" Clearly, these people never went to college.
An even worse idea: A bagel ornament that cannot possibly be hung on the tree. Don't forget the bagel varnish!
We conclude with David Sedaris delivering pizza and hopelessness.
So long to Mascot Studio on 9th Street
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