Oh, Bonomo!

Saw the word bonobo and, instead of thinking of peace-loving primates, I think of taffy, which is pretty much how my mind works most days.

NPR Has Me Feeling Green (and not in a good way)

Before I d before I blow a gasket, memo to NPR's The Takeaway's (and I wish NPR would take it away) John Hockenberry: Guacamole isn't Irish; neither are the disgusting green milkshakes you are featuring on your website. It's all gross, unimaginative, and a more than a little bit insulting.